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Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?

"1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3..."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?

Give him some sheet music.

How do you turn a duck into a soul artist?

Put it in the oven until its (it's) Bill Withers.

June the harpist and Sam the trombonist went out to a discotheque. Sam's car wouldn't lock but Sam knew the owner so they locked their instruments in his office. Having too much to drink, they went back to rehearsal without their instruments. June told the conductor, "I left my harp in Sam's friend's disco."

"Hey, buddy. How late does the band play?"

"Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer."

Albert Einstein played the violin for Gregor Piatigorsky, the distinguished cellist, and he asked him, "How did I play?" Pitigorsky replied, "You played relatively well."

Quotations

I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music. - Billy Joel

If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing.
- Zimbabwe Proverb

"Music is the arithmetic of sounds as optics is the geometry of light." - Claude Debussy

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley

"Music . . . can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable." - Leonard Bernstein

"If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms." - Winnie the Pooh

I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle" and the other one isn't. - Ulysses S. Grant